Consulting

Consulting is the ideal job, the one from which you derive prestige without getting your hands dirty, or breaking your back, or risking getting toasted or intoxicated: you just have to take off your coat, put on your tie, listen in attentive silence to the question, and you feel like the oracle of Delphus. You must then weigh your answer well and formulate it in palatial and nuanced language, so that the client also considers you an oracle, worthy of his trust - Primo Levi

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